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Australian Assholes Bird T-Shirt, Funny Australian Bird Shirt, Magpie Seagull Plover Tee, Aussie Bird Lover Gift, Chaos Bird Shirt

Australian Assholes Bird T-Shirt, Funny Australian Bird Shirt, Magpie Seagull Plover Tee, Aussie Bird Lover Gift, Chaos Bird Shirt

Regular price $32.95 AUD
Regular price Sale price $32.95 AUD
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Some birds sing beautifully. These ones choose violence.

This funny Australian bird t-shirt features three of the country’s most notoriously chaotic feathered locals — perfect for bird nerds, wildlife lovers, and anyone who’s ever been swooped, screamed at, or robbed of hot chips.

A subtle design with maximum Australian energy, this tee makes an excellent gift for birdwatchers, nature lovers, and fans of unhinged wildlife humour.

Printed on a Gildan Softstyle t-shirt for a lightweight feel and everyday comfort.

Product features

  • 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, smooth feel
  • Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, flattering fit
  • Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for durability
  • Pearlized tear-away label for added comfort

Care instructions

  • Do not dryclean
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

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