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Monitor Lizard T-Shirt I Own Enough Monitors Shirt, Funny Reptile Keeper Tee, Goanna Lover Gift, Herpetology Shirt

Monitor Lizard T-Shirt I Own Enough Monitors Shirt, Funny Reptile Keeper Tee, Goanna Lover Gift, Herpetology Shirt

Regular price $32.95 AUD
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“I own enough monitors.”
A statement. A lie. A lifestyle.

For the keepers who know one monitor is never really just one, this design leans into the quiet chaos of reptile obsession. Clean, bold, and unmistakably herper-coded—perfect for anyone deep in the world of goannas and large lizards.

Subtle enough for everyday wear, specific enough that the right people will instantly get it.

Printed on a Gildan Softstyle t-shirt for a soft, comfortable everyday fit.

Product features

  • 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, smooth feel
  • Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, flattering fit
  • Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for durability
  • Pearlized tear-away label for added comfort

Care instructions

  • Do not dryclean
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

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