One Does Not Simply Own One Bluetongue T-Shirt – Funny Reptile Keeper & Lizard Lover Tee

For the true reptile addict — One Does Not Simply Own One Bluetongue. This witty, must-have t-shirt perfectly captures the life of any bluetongue lizard keeper who swore “just one” but ended up with an entire skink squad.

Made from soft, premium cotton, this unisex tee is designed for comfort and durability. Whether you’re showing it off at a reptile expo, relaxing at home, or feeding your growing collection, this shirt delivers style, humor, and herpetology pride in one package.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold, funny “One Does Not Simply Own One Bluetongue” design
• Perfect for reptile keepers, breeders, and wildlife lovers
• 100% soft, breathable ring-spun cotton
• Seamless tubular construction for a clean, eco-friendly fit
• Ribbed elastic collar retains shape wash after wash
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added durability
• Tear-away label for ultimate comfort
• Ethically sourced materials meeting quality and safety standards

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash warm (max 40°C / 105°F)
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry medium
• Iron on low heat
• Do not dry clean

Perfect for reptile expos, meetups, and casual wear — this One Does Not Simply Own One Bluetongue t-shirt is a hilarious addition to any reptile keeper’s wardrobe and makes an awesome gift for skink enthusiasts everywhere.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh