One Does Not Simply Own One Reptile T-Shirt – Funny Reptile Lover, Lizard, Snake & Herpetology Gift Tee

Show your reptile obsession proudly with the One Does Not Simply Own One Reptile t-shirt — the ultimate design for reptile keepers, lizard lovers, and herpetology fans! This funny and relatable tee is perfect for anyone who swore they’d “only get one” and now has a whole reptile room to prove it.

Made from soft, breathable cotton, this unisex t-shirt offers comfort and durability for everyday wear. Whether you’re attending a reptile expo, hanging out with friends, or caring for your collection of snakes, skinks, and geckos, this shirt delivers humor and style in equal measure.

Features:

• Bold “One Does Not Simply Own One Reptile” print for reptile enthusiasts
• 100% ring-spun cotton – soft, durable, and breathable
• Classic crew neckline and relaxed unisex fit
• Seamless tubular design for less waste and cleaner lines
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for lasting shape
• Tear-away label for itch-free comfort
• Ethically sourced, high-quality materials

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash warm (max 40°C / 105°F)
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Tumble dry medium
• Iron on low heat
• Do not dry clean

This funny reptile shirt makes a perfect gift for reptile keepers, herpetologists, zookeepers, and animal lovers who understand that “just one reptile” is never enough. Great for birthdays, reptile expos, or any casual occasion where you want to show your scaly pride!

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh