Opossum T-Shirt – This Was My First Rodeo Funny Dark Humour Nature Tee

For those who’ve learned life’s lessons the hard way — the Dead Opossum “This Was My First Rodeo” T-Shirt says it all. Equal parts dark, funny, and weirdly relatable, this design captures the chaotic energy of trying, failing, and laughing about it anyway.

Made from soft, breathable cotton, this unisex tee brings comfort to your existential crisis. Perfect for casual wear, festivals, or just surviving another week of bad decisions, it’s a great conversation starter and an even better gift for anyone with a twisted sense of humour.

Whether you’re an opossum enthusiast, a collector of odd shirts, or simply someone who’s definitely had a first rodeo, this one’s for you.

Product features

• No side seams for a smooth fit and reduced fabric waste.
• Ribbed collar retains shape after every wash.
• Shoulder tape adds comfort and durability.
• Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel.
• Ethically produced using sustainably sourced materials.

Care instructions

• Do not dryclean
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Machine wash: cold (max 30 °C or 90 °F) with similar colours

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh