Raccoon Coffee Chaos T-Shirt First We Drink Coffee Then We Cause Chaos Shirt, Funny Trash Panda Tee, Goblincore Shirt

First we drink the coffee.
Then we cause the chaos.

A daily routine, really.

This raccoon design captures that very specific energy—caffeinated, slightly unhinged, and fully committed to whatever happens next. Perfect for coffee lovers, night owls, and anyone embracing their inner trash panda.

Clean, detailed, and quietly chaotic.

Printed on a Gildan Softstyle t-shirt for soft, reliable everyday wear.

Product features

• 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, smooth feel
• Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, flattering fit
• Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for durability
• Pearlized tear-away label for added comfort

Care instructions

• Do not dryclean
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean